The Standard Deviant

Oct 17
alanmorlock:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

infamousindigochild:

harleyhendrix:

I watched this for like 20 minutes

It feels like I’m watching the birth of a demon

Followers: do any of you know what movie this is from?

It’s from Noah.

Ha!  That’s why I didn’t recognize it.
What the hell are four eyed demon snakes doing in the story of Noah?

It was from a flash back scene to the Garden Of Eden.

How many Bible stories did they cram into that movie?

Not too many. Guess they just wanted to remind everyone what the Garden of Eden was. In case people watching a Bible movie had forgotten.

Fair enough.  It is one of the more obscure passages of the Bible - right up there with that story of that Jesus guy.

Yup.
That being said, it is a cool looking demon snake. Sort of wish it had legs, though.

Yeah, that accuracy to the legend would be cool to see, but it’s harder to demonize an entire group of reptiles when you remain accurate to the Bible depicting the serpent as a legged creature that is later forced to crawl on its belly and eat the dirt as punishment.

In the film Noah recounts the creation story to his family.  The whole sequence is actually fantastic and has an insane timelapse of evolution. Artfully done. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwSWRdbSQK0  Check it out folks.

alanmorlock:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

infamousindigochild:

harleyhendrix:

I watched this for like 20 minutes

It feels like I’m watching the birth of a demon

Followers: do any of you know what movie this is from?

It’s from Noah.

Ha!  That’s why I didn’t recognize it.

What the hell are four eyed demon snakes doing in the story of Noah?

It was from a flash back scene to the Garden Of Eden.

How many Bible stories did they cram into that movie?

Not too many. Guess they just wanted to remind everyone what the Garden of Eden was. In case people watching a Bible movie had forgotten.

Fair enough.  It is one of the more obscure passages of the Bible - right up there with that story of that Jesus guy.

Yup.

That being said, it is a cool looking demon snake. Sort of wish it had legs, though.

Yeah, that accuracy to the legend would be cool to see, but it’s harder to demonize an entire group of reptiles when you remain accurate to the Bible depicting the serpent as a legged creature that is later forced to crawl on its belly and eat the dirt as punishment.

In the film Noah recounts the creation story to his family.  The whole sequence is actually fantastic and has an insane timelapse of evolution. Artfully done. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwSWRdbSQK0  Check it out folks.

Oct 17

The Little Godzilla from Godzilla vs Space Godzilla is pretty much the nadir of the Heisei era.  Yuck.

Oct 17
tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

infamousindigochild:

harleyhendrix:

I watched this for like 20 minutes

It feels like I’m watching the birth of a demon

Followers: do any of you know what movie this is from?

It’s from Noah.

Ha!  That’s why I didn’t recognize it.
What the hell are four eyed demon snakes doing in the story of Noah?

It was from a flash back scene to the Garden Of Eden.

How many Bible stories did they cram into that movie?

Not too many. Guess they just wanted to remind everyone what the Garden of Eden was. In case people watching a Bible movie had forgotten.

Fair enough.  It is one of the more obscure passages of the Bible - right up there with that story of that Jesus guy.

Yup.
That being said, it is a cool looking demon snake. Sort of wish it had legs, though.

Yeah, that accuracy to the legend would be cool to see, but it’s harder to demonize an entire group of reptiles when you remain accurate to the Bible depicting the serpent as a legged creature that is later forced to crawl on its belly and eat the dirt as punishment.

In the film Noah recounts the creation story to his family.  The whole sequence is actually fantastic and has an insane timelapse of evolution. Artfully done. 

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

theload:

tyrantisterror:

infamousindigochild:

harleyhendrix:

I watched this for like 20 minutes

It feels like I’m watching the birth of a demon

Followers: do any of you know what movie this is from?

It’s from Noah.

Ha!  That’s why I didn’t recognize it.

What the hell are four eyed demon snakes doing in the story of Noah?

It was from a flash back scene to the Garden Of Eden.

How many Bible stories did they cram into that movie?

Not too many. Guess they just wanted to remind everyone what the Garden of Eden was. In case people watching a Bible movie had forgotten.

Fair enough.  It is one of the more obscure passages of the Bible - right up there with that story of that Jesus guy.

Yup.

That being said, it is a cool looking demon snake. Sort of wish it had legs, though.

Yeah, that accuracy to the legend would be cool to see, but it’s harder to demonize an entire group of reptiles when you remain accurate to the Bible depicting the serpent as a legged creature that is later forced to crawl on its belly and eat the dirt as punishment.

In the film Noah recounts the creation story to his family.  The whole sequence is actually fantastic and has an insane timelapse of evolution. Artfully done. 

Oct 17

Anonymous said: i hate that fact that you get so much attention for your art. not when there are so many artists who are so much more creative. fandom works should be about making the stories our own and creating something new from what the media gives us, not just copying photos because you think people are pretty. at least if you're going to do that, you shouldn't be worshipped for it. but realism is the quickest and easiest way to get attention, i suppose.

euclase:

Oh my god go fuck yourself.

Fucking Christ-on-a-bike what is wrong with these people?  

Beyond the simple fact that is baffling that they bothered to take the time out of their day to be annoyed that you have fans and to write their message, on what fucking planet is realism “easy”?

Oct 17
bostonsocks:

cryingarabella:

breaking news


#when did the onion start posting real news stories
Oct 16

amychowmein:

1990s Kids Guide to the Internet

Here’s the video, originally posted on EverythingIsTerrible.com

The Clinton bit slays me.

Oct 16
Oct 16
Oct 16
birthmoviesdeath:

gracie-law:

"One Big Mac and a VHS copy of Ghost, please."

- RET

birthmoviesdeath:

gracie-law:

"One Big Mac and a VHS copy of Ghost, please."

- RET

Oct 16
fearinthewind:

good news
EVERYTHING FITS

fearinthewind:

good news

EVERYTHING FITS